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UK Probe Probes Impact of Probes! from tel1342 Pro 34 days old
Recent probes into Footballers Wives, Church Sex and Corporate Finance Excess have sparked public demand for intrusive new probes into every orifice ...
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Dog Arrested on Sex Charges! from tel1342 Pro 46 days old
[ ... ] as a sex offender, the statement said. The dog had been convicted last December of exposing himself to an 11-year-old girl, police said. He was ...
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Royal Air Force Allows Halloween Sex Orgy! from tel1342 Pro 49 days old
[ ... ] has sex with demons” by which we assume she means Labour party members. Pert breasted Jesse has been enthusiastically preparing for Halloween or ...
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Girl Next Door Type Finds G-Spot, God! from tel1342 Pro 50 days old
When Jackie Evans woke up yesterday, she assumed it would be an ordinary day. But for the 24 year-old human resources assistant from Sandhurst, Kent, ...
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Trick or Treat! from tel1342 Pro 57 days old
David swung open the door and stepped back as two young girls wearing Burberry style tracksuits and baseball caps minced into his porch. "Trick or ...
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Rooney is a Hermaphrodite! from tel1342 Pro 69 days old
There was a an amazing new twist in the World Athletics Hermaphrodite Scandal this evening, when England Striker Wayne Rooney revealed that he, too, ...
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New Tampon Applicator-Raising Eyebrows from tel1342 Pro 78 days old
An alternative new option for woman who are experiencing their periods is raising eyebrows all over the UK. World wide sex toy maker, Inside Fantasies ...
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Elderly Sex Research from tel1342 Pro 81 days old
[ ... ] that sex amongst the old and infirmed can be a good thing, and can even prolong life. Dr Adam Bruffen of the “Elderly Edge Sex Institute” near ...
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Masturbation World Championships from tel1342 Pro 88 days old
Masturbation Championship’s 2009, Sponsored by “KY Jelly” The World Masturbation Championship 2009 will be held in the town of Sevenoaks, Kent, on ...
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Vegetable Sex to be Banned! from tel1342 Pro 94 days old
[ ... ] 'sex toys' "We are right behind the Government on this one," a bubbly, 35-year-old spoke person for Sainsbury’s. Britain's leading ...
