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C of E to Reinstate Blood Sacrifice! from tel1342 Pro 5 days old
The Most Reverend and Right Honourable Dr. Rowan Williams is the 104th Archbishop of Canterbury. This morning speaking at the General Synod Meeting ...
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Alan Johnson Defends Prof Nutt Sacking! from tel1342 Pro 6 days old
Home Secretary Alan Johnson says Prof David Nutt went against a "long established" government principle by telling the truth. Two members of the Advisory ...
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Fry Missing Again! from tel1342 Pro 7 days old
Stephen Fry, the quick witted butler in Jeeves and Wooster, and the 'Oxbridge educated' host of TV panel quiz game QI, has gone missing again, fuelling ...
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Trick or Treat! from tel1342 Pro 7 days old
Reports are coming in from all over the UK of children as young as 5 demanding money with menaces! Chief Superintendant Hal O'Ween said "I think these ...
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Global Warming-Cause Finally Identified! from tel1342 Pro 17 days old
Scientists at the University of Reykjavik claim they have solved the mystery of global warming. A team of forensic diabologists led by the Rev. Dr. ...
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UK Probe Probes Impact of Probes! from tel1342 Pro 17 days old
Recent probes into Footballers Wives, Church Sex and Corporate Finance Excess have sparked public demand for intrusive new probes into every orifice ...
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Elderly Given Right To Choose How They Are Killed! from tel1342 Pro 23 days old
LONDON—12:30 pm: Conservative Leader David Cameron held a nationally televised address this lunch time to "clarify any misunderstandings" about his ...
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Pussy Hygiene! from tel1342 Pro 26 days old
Q. Does your pussy really need to be bathed? A. No not always. In fact, most pussies only need to be bathed if they start to exude a foul smelling ...
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Sky News Causes Widespread Panic. from tel1342 Pro 27 days old
Thousands of people were last night sent into a state of blind panic after Sky News broadcasted clips of a simulated terrorist attack on London. The ...
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Drunken Pilots make Safer Pilots! from tel1342 Pro 29 days old
Research results released this week by the Department of Health, reveals that pilots actually do a better job when drinking on the job or immediately ...
