life + satire
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Siamese Twin Sisters To Split! from tel1342 Pro 18 days old
[ ... ] There's not much different between them. Except that Gabrio usually has a hammer in her hand." Life is said to continue in its usual fashion.
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New Nostradamus Predictions Found! from tel1342 Pro 19 days old
Prophecies made by Nostradamus, uncovered for the first time since the 16th century, state that Uri Gellar is actually set to rise to prominence in ...
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95% of Pricks are also Jerks! from tel1342 Pro 55 days old
Edinburgh, Scotland - Researchers at the University of Edinburgh now have compelling evidence linking two personality types: 'Pricks' and 'Jerks'. Previously, ...
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Masturbation World Championships from tel1342 Pro 88 days old
Masturbation Championship’s 2009, Sponsored by “KY Jelly” The World Masturbation Championship 2009 will be held in the town of Sevenoaks, Kent, on ...
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Jesus Lives! from tel1342 Pro 100 days old
Canterbury, Kent, 2009 After many hours of searching, Canterbury Cathedral handy man Jesus Mathews has been confirmed as being alive and well. Mr Mathews, ...
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World's 1st Mr Average Discovered! from tel1342 Pro 104 days old
Scientists from Liverpool University claim to have discovered evidence of the world’s most average person, a creature previously thought to have been ...
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Baby Born Naked! from tel1342 Pro 123 days old
If any more evidence of Britain's moral decay were needed, it came at 15:27 yesterday afternoon. In a delivery room at Raigmore Hospital, Inverness ...
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Obama Denies He Is The Children’s Father! from tel1342 Pro 128 days old
[ ... ] in my life!” Ken Ehrlich, producer of the tribute, said: "It was not planned. A lot of the show was not scripted. Music was laid out, but most of ...
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Teenagers To Have More Unhindered Fun! from tel1342 Pro 141 days old
[ ... ] whole life for the ability to have fun the way I want to. This is a dream come true”, replied Sharon Allbutt from Romford, Essex, when asked what ...
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Designer Babies For All from tel1342 Pro 146 days old
Fertility expert Dr Ian Dance told DSS today that there was no longer any justification for withholding the benefits of the latest advances in in- vitro ...
