life
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Life Isn't Always Funny Is It? from tel1342 Pro 1 day old
For a Friend. Life isn't always funny is it My emotions are bottled up inside me No one can feel, no one can see No one can comprehend How I feel, ...
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Siamese Twin Sisters To Split! from tel1342 Pro 6 days old
[ ... ] There's not much different between them. Except that Gabrio usually has a hammer in her hand." Life is said to continue in its usual fashion.
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New Nostradamus Predictions Found! from tel1342 Pro 6 days old
Prophecies made by Nostradamus, uncovered for the first time since the 16th century, state that Uri Gellar is actually set to rise to prominence in ...
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Halloween Fancy Dress. from tel1342 Pro 33 days old
A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days. So the husband asks his wife to go to the local fancy dress shop and get ...
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95% of Pricks are also Jerks! from tel1342 Pro 43 days old
Edinburgh, Scotland - Researchers at the University of Edinburgh now have compelling evidence linking two personality types: 'Pricks' and 'Jerks'. Previously, ...
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Masturbation World Championships from tel1342 Pro 76 days old
Masturbation Championship’s 2009, Sponsored by “KY Jelly” The World Masturbation Championship 2009 will be held in the town of Sevenoaks, Kent, on ...
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Jesus Lives! from tel1342 Pro 88 days old
Canterbury, Kent, 2009 After many hours of searching, Canterbury Cathedral handy man Jesus Mathews has been confirmed as being alive and well. Mr Mathews, ...
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World's 1st Mr Average Discovered! from tel1342 Pro 92 days old
Scientists from Liverpool University claim to have discovered evidence of the world’s most average person, a creature previously thought to have been ...
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Baby Born Naked! from tel1342 Pro 111 days old
If any more evidence of Britain's moral decay were needed, it came at 15:27 yesterday afternoon. In a delivery room at Raigmore Hospital, Inverness ...
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Obama Denies He Is The Children’s Father! from tel1342 Pro 116 days old
[ ... ] in my life!” Ken Ehrlich, producer of the tribute, said: "It was not planned. A lot of the show was not scripted. Music was laid out, but most of ...
