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Pandemic Confirmed -Viraerusticus from tel1342 ^Pro 83 days old

[ ... ] news conference this morning the Secretary of State for Health the Rt. Hon Alan Johnson MP. Stated that there is no need for panic, “after ...
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UK Ban's Sex Toys! from tel1342 ^Pro 508 days old

[ ... ] is clear; the Colt 69 seems tailor made for a nation of chronic wankers who love their guns but are terrified of a 9 inch vibrating, plastic willy.
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Brits to Small-Shock? from tel1342 ^Pro 571 days old

It turns out that British women suffering from sexual problems, a general lack of desire, or who are simply tired of their husband's inability to find ...
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At last a Referendum! from tel1342 ^Pro 585 days old

[ ... ] to the news with its customary restraint and unbiased reporting. The Daily Mail led with "Tell that trollop where to get off our Beck’s: how foreign ...
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