love + sex
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Sex Toys To be Sold in Christian Book Stores. from tel1342 Pro 7 days old
London:UK: Queen of Pop Madonna held a press conference this morning to announce a new product line that she will market to Christian Book Stores and ...
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Katie Price (Jordan) to Marry Bin Laden from tel1342 Pro 99 days old
Burka, Pakistan – Katie Price aka Jordan shocked fans and the media world today when she announced she is giving up her mediocre career to be come the ...
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Monogamy Is Torture! from tel1342 Pro 222 days old
A lady once said to me, “Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.” A lifetime of love and devotion versus a quick rock n roll ...
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Swapping Partners a Nightmare Experience! from tel1342 Pro 280 days old
[ ... ] Making love to Sam used to feel like slowly tearing velvet. Recently it felt like stubbing a fag out. She slept on; blissfully unaware that she was ...
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Pussy-Bathing from tel1342 Pro 488 days old
I raise the question do pussies really need to be bathed? Not always, in fact, most pussies only need to be bathed if they start to exude a foul smelling ...
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Free Dildo's Shock! from tel1342 Pro 495 days old
[ ... ] sex shop for a helping hand in exploring their bodies or possibly an entire fist. "Almost three quarters of all British women suffer from some ...
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New Green Trainers from tel1342 Pro 508 days old
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UK Ban's Sex Toys! from tel1342 Pro 509 days old
[ ... ] is clear; the Colt 69 seems tailor made for a nation of chronic wankers who love their guns but are terrified of a 9 inch vibrating, plastic willy.
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Problem Page from tel1342 Pro 516 days old
[ ... ] in her love tunnel, Jimmy. Unless you enjoy swallowing other men's cum I suggest you stick to grooming your girlfriend's pitch with your tongue. ...
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Mr P Nis is Sacked! from tel1342 Pro 561 days old
Dear Sir, We regret to inform you that as of this morning, your client's employment with our company has been terminated on the grounds of disloyalty, ...
