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lust

Potato Salad Lust! from tel1342 ^Pro 26 days old

When it comes to food stuffs I am obsessed with the tangy, creamy taste of a homemade potato salad. "Ecstasy in a Bowl," I like to call it. I have ...
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- + humour
- + comedy
- + sex
- + funny
- + fun
- + news
Monogamy Is Torture! from tel1342 ^Pro 212 days old

[ ... ] Lust is an instinct. Marriage is an instinct." Sometimes those two collude. Sometimes they collide. But among heterosexuals at least, both ...
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- lust
- + sex
- + humour
- + funny
- + love
- + life
- + fun
Legal Response from tel1342 ^Pro 557 days old

Dear Management, As the legal representative for Mr. P. Nis I am appalled at your unacceptable response. Mr. P Nis has an exemplary record of discharging ...
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- lust
- + sex
- + humour
- + funny
- + love
- + life
- + fun
Little Fantasy from tel1342 ^Pro 628 days old

I seem to have this little fantasy and its coming from my heart and I’m wondering if you'll like to take part I have this feeling that’s growing deep ...
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- lust
- + poetry
- + sex
- + love
- + life
- + fun
Blissful Anticipation from tel1342 ^Pro 677 days old

Yes you know it’s going to happen It’s been on your mind all day Those thoughts are so pervasive All others just in the way Because everything ...
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- lust
- + fantasy
- + sex
- + love
- + life
- + fun

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