medicine + satire
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Kerry Katona Lands Top Government Job! from tel1342 Pro 96 days old
The Government in Colombia has decided to use Kerry Katona as a health warning. They plan to show what a mess you cam make of your life if you live ...
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Kicking The Habit! from tel1342 Pro 106 days old
I have finally managed to get off caffeine, arguably the worst drug man ever made. I was a mess, all right, unable to start my morning without at least ...
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Scientists Announce - Sunbathing Breakthrough from tel1342 Pro 118 days old
British Scientists have devised a cunning new way to prevent sunburn! No longer will progeny of the Caucasoid peoples have to slather on nasty goo that ...
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Its Official Prayers Can Cure Cancer from tel1342 Pro 124 days old
[ ... ] not through medicine," said Dr.Magdalene. "The cure for cancer has already been found; hopefully we will be able to find a different method of ...
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PM Gordon Brown Hails New Wonder Drug! from tel1342 Pro 159 days old
Prime Minister Gordon Brown is praising a revolutionary new drug designed to treat 298 different diseases and conditions. "This medication will consolidate ...
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Anorexic Cured! from tel1342 Pro 199 days old
[ ... ] in modern medicine, making everyone realize that they have to stop being babies, and just get better," the spokesman said. "Somehow, this ...
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Swine Flu (Latest) from tel1342 Pro 203 days old
More and more cases of swine influenza are being confirmed across the United Kingdom, and five schools have now closed their doors for an indefinite ...
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Malvern Flu Cases Confirmed! from tel1342 Pro 204 days old
Thousands of middle class people are falling ill to the ungodly, gaseous effects of dangerously distilled bottles of water; authorities are looking ...
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Erectile Dysfunction Study! from tel1342 Pro 205 days old
A study released by the British Medical Association today has found that most Britons who suffer from erectile dysfunction do so as a result of the ...
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Swine Flu UK Update! from tel1342 Pro 206 days old
New cases of swine flu are now coming to light by the hour in the UK, and the Department of Health has just issued a warning that the UK’s toilet water ...
