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Gately Quits Boyzone To Join Lennon, Mercury, Hendrix, Marley, Holly, Elvis & Jacko! from tel1342 ^Pro 43 days old

Unfortunately Boyzone's Stephen Gately is deceased, alas no more, gone to meet his maker, the singer is dead. He has quit his mortal coil to join the ...
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- - news
- entertainment
- rock stars
- satire
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Amy Winehouse's Cocaine Dealers Appear In Court from tel1342 ^Pro 103 days old

An elderly couple from Blackpool has admitted supplying drugs to Amy Winehouse. The Drugs in question, called “ Go Loopy Juice”, are a silly combination ...
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- - news
- funny
- artists
- humor
- fun
Susan Boyle's Album Announced! from tel1342 ^Pro 176 days old

DSS where led to believe that Susan’s 1st Album would be entitled "Susan Boyle – All The “Rumours” Are True." And to be honest we prefer “"Rumours amidst ...
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- - music
- - news
- pop
- comedy
- cats
- funny
Pop Diva Opens Animal Sanctuary! from tel1342 ^Pro 225 days old

At a this time of religious fellowship, rebirth and celebrating Jesus’ 2000 year old levitation and then total disappearance into clouds. It is therefor ...
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- funny
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- animals
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