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Madonna Rushed to Hospital. from tel1342 ^Pro 41 days old

Pop Icon Madonna was whisked away from her London home in an ambulance today, amid rumours that she cannot cope without the support of her vagina, which ...
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- - music
- - sex
- + humour
- + funny
- + madonna
- + fun
Pop Diva Opens Animal Sanctuary! from tel1342 ^Pro 224 days old

At a this time of religious fellowship, rebirth and celebrating Jesus’ 2000 year old levitation and then total disappearance into clouds. It is therefor ...
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- - music
- - sex
- + funny
- + animals
- + fun
- + news
The Night at the Opera from tel1342 ^Pro 626 days old

[ ... ] of the music. But even if you have the relative good fortune to see an opera by one of the clique composers -- Verdi, Rossini, or Puccini - - ...
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- - music
- - sex
- + poetry
- + drama
- + humour
- + humor
Santa's Drunk! from tel1342 ^Pro 703 days old

[ ... ] The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout, The best thing about sex is that it never wears out! Merry Christmas one and all! Ho Ho
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- - music
- - sex
- + christmas
- + fantasy
- + life
- + fun
Xmas In de Hood! from tel1342 ^Pro 706 days old

It Wuz da nite befo Crimmus An' all ower de hood; Ereybody wuz' sleepin'; Dey wuz sleepin' good. We hunged up our stockings An hoped like de' heck Dat ...
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- - sex
- + joy
- + entertainment
- + fantasy
- + fun

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