news + parody
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Potato Salad Lust! from tel1342 Pro 36 days old
When it comes to food stuffs I am obsessed with the tangy, creamy taste of a homemade potato salad. "Ecstasy in a Bowl," I like to call it. I have ...
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Kicking The Habit! from tel1342 Pro 106 days old
I have finally managed to get off caffeine, arguably the worst drug man ever made. I was a mess, all right, unable to start my morning without at least ...
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Suicide Bombers Feeling The Pinch! from tel1342 Pro 175 days old
Suicide bombers have added their voice to the outcry for affordable security protection. As health, cars and life insurance premiums reach record-high ...
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Al Qaeda Error! from tel1342 Pro 182 days old
There was shock and embarrassment for the Irish Special Forces last night after they mistakenly raided a home furnishings store in Cork. Highly trained ...
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Work interfering With the Internet! from tel1342 Pro 197 days old
A recent study conducted from offices around the United Kingdom reveal that over 25% of workers say their daily usage of the internet at work has been ...
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Doing blow with a toothless hooker! from tel1342 Pro 222 days old
[ ... ] on Sky News. For one thing he wasn’t standing in front of No10. For another he was doing blow with a toothless hooker. “Time to go,” I said, Then ...
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I'm in The Money! from tel1342 Pro 224 days old
Email Sent By: Raffa Goodison To: Editor DSS Date: 14th April 2009 10:29 am GMT. Subject: I’m in The Money Dear Sir John, I just felt the need to ...
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Madonna Targets Alternative Adoption? from tel1342 Pro 231 days old
Breaking News from London appears to support the rumour that Madonna plans to adopt another small orphan from another war torn and divided city. The ...
