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Germany Celebrates Reunification! from tel1342 Pro 13 days old
Chancellor Angela Merkel — reunited Germany's first leader to grow up in the communist east started the day with President Horst Koehler and other leaders ...
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Projectile Vomiting New Olympic Event 2012! from tel1342 Pro 20 days old
London Mayor Boris Johnson today announced that the British Olympic Committee for 2012 have introduced Projectile Vomiting as an Olympic event. "It ...
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Elderly Given Right To Choose How They Are Killed! from tel1342 Pro 37 days old
LONDON—12:30 pm: Conservative Leader David Cameron held a nationally televised address this lunch time to "clarify any misunderstandings" about his ...
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Obama Wins Prize for PEACE? from tel1342 Pro 38 days old
Barack Obama has been awarded the prestigious Nobel Prize for Peace! The Nobel Committee revealed that President Obama has killed no more Iraqi, British, ...
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Sarkozy calls for ban on British Bullshit! from tel1342 Pro 39 days old
[ ... ] The news comes after the president's public falling-out with British Prime Minister Gordon Brown over Farming subsidies and the UK’s stance over ...
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Putting Criminals in Jail is to be Outlawed. from tel1342 Pro 41 days old
Putting Criminals in prison breaches their human rights, a Strasbourg High Court has ruled. The judgement by the European Court of Human Rights looks ...
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Obama Accuses UK Monarchy of Incest! from tel1342 Pro 72 days old
This afternoon American President Barack Obama announced that he received a secret briefing giving details that Princes Zara Phillips has been feeling ...
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Iran's Paranoia from tel1342 Pro 152 days old
Iran "Supreme Leader" Ali Khamenei fired a direct salvo against the UK last Friday, Saying that the British Government was "The most evil of them all." ...
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PM Brown Set To Go! from tel1342 Pro 165 days old
White House spokeswoman Stephanie Anderson today announced the imminence of "major changes" in the upper echelons of the British government "in order ...
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UKAP Wins Through! from tel1342 Pro 167 days old
[ ... ] by mainstream politics and increasingly are turning to parties who care as much about politics as they do like us." Membership of the party, ...
