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Masturbation to be Taught at all U.K. Schools. from tel1342 Pro 32 days old
[ ... ] is 'sex can wait –masturbate”. Donaldson was surprised to learn that slogan has already been taken "All right then, how about “don't fuck your ...
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Potato Salad Lust! from tel1342 Pro 35 days old
When it comes to food stuffs I am obsessed with the tangy, creamy taste of a homemade potato salad. "Ecstasy in a Bowl," I like to call it. I have ...
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Difficulty Reaching Orgasm? Blame it on your Jeans! from tel1342 Pro 36 days old
And no, that's not a misprint. A new study published yesterday by the prestigious Kuros Centre for Sexual Studies, claims that skin tight, denim jeans ...
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Dog Arrested on Sex Charges! from tel1342 Pro 45 days old
[ ... ] of painful rabies shots. In other news, pop icon Madonna has contacted Kent Police and is applying to become a foster parent to the Great Dane.
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Reality Sex Live on the Hallmark Channel. from tel1342 Pro 46 days old
[ ... ] sex with the ordinary citizens who happen to live there. Hallmark executives were slow to warm up to the concept, but after two pilot ...
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Royal Air Force Allows Halloween Sex Orgy! from tel1342 Pro 48 days old
[ ... ] has sex with demons” by which we assume she means Labour party members. Pert breasted Jesse has been enthusiastically preparing for Halloween or ...
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Girl Next Door Type Finds G-Spot, God! from tel1342 Pro 49 days old
When Jackie Evans woke up yesterday, she assumed it would be an ordinary day. But for the 24 year-old human resources assistant from Sandhurst, Kent, ...
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Trick or Treat! from tel1342 Pro 56 days old
David swung open the door and stepped back as two young girls wearing Burberry style tracksuits and baseball caps minced into his porch. "Trick or ...
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Rooney is a Hermaphrodite! from tel1342 Pro 68 days old
There was a an amazing new twist in the World Athletics Hermaphrodite Scandal this evening, when England Striker Wayne Rooney revealed that he, too, ...
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Obama Accuses UK Monarchy of Incest! from tel1342 Pro 73 days old
This afternoon American President Barack Obama announced that he received a secret briefing giving details that Princes Zara Phillips has been feeling ...
