parody + sex
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Potato Salad Lust! from tel1342 Pro 36 days old
When it comes to food stuffs I am obsessed with the tangy, creamy taste of a homemade potato salad. "Ecstasy in a Bowl," I like to call it. I have ...
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Sex Doll Stabbed! from tel1342 Pro 36 days old
[ ... ] up sex doll. Although the busty brunette bombshell was deflated at the time and only slightly harmed in her second story fall, a crestfallen David ...
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Sex Tonight Darling? from tel1342 Pro 145 days old
[ ... ] I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either as I heard an electric toothbrush whirring in the bathroom!
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Hot Sex with Ugly Wife! from tel1342 Pro 160 days old
[ ... ] hot sex that they had hoped would inject a boost of energy into their fledgling sex life. Instead of a newfound zeal for each other and increased ...
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The Viagra Curse! from tel1342 Pro 193 days old
[ ... ] sex enhancing drugs such as Viagra have made it possible for men to perform beyond normal expectations, the bedroom wonder drug is raising the ...
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Doing blow with a toothless hooker! from tel1342 Pro 221 days old
Only recently I was at a seedy, but reputable strip club in Soho. Women danced on the stage, wrapped themselves around poles, ground themselves into ...
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The Night at the Opera from tel1342 Pro 626 days old
There will inevitably come a day believe me, when some misanthrope, posing as a friend, drags you to The Opera. Don't panic unless Wagner composed ...
