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Murdered-Jacko was Murdered! from tel1342 Pro 133 days old
Two weeks ago we all heard the breaking news, Michael Jackson is dead, the King of Pop is dead! However DSS can now, in what is a world exclusive, ...
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Hot Sex with Ugly Wife! from tel1342 Pro 160 days old
Efforts by married couple Stuart and Ann Thomas to revitalise their marriage have been thwarted by the pair's incontrovertible ugliness, as revealed ...
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MP's Expenses-It Just Gets Worse! from tel1342 Pro 196 days old
England's Schools Minister, Jim Knight is claiming allowances for six houses, four flats, two bungalows, three foreign holidays, two timeshares, and ...
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Weather Blamed for Stupid Blog Entries! from tel1342 Pro 190 days old
The UK has been pummelled by day after day of torrential rain, causing flooding and property damage. But forecasters and emergency officials caution ...
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Sex Tonight Darling? from tel1342 Pro 145 days old
Last night I was getting into bed with my woman and once I had tactfully reminded her that it was the third Tuesday in a month with an 'U' in it, the ...
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Potato Salad Lust! from tel1342 Pro 36 days old
When it comes to food stuffs I am obsessed with the tangy, creamy taste of a homemade potato salad. "Ecstasy in a Bowl," I like to call it. I have ...
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Steven Gerrard Re-Arrested from tel1342 Pro 121 days old
Liverpool Football Club Captain Calm Down la' Calm Down la, Gerrard was yesterday found not guilty of affray. The England star was cleared of unjustly ...
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Prime Minister To Host Weekly TV Chat Show! from tel1342 Pro 201 days old
In an attempt to gain more public support the Prime Minister has decided to host a new ITV chat show called 'The Brown Stuff'. The show will be aired ...
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Kicking The Habit! from tel1342 Pro 105 days old
I have finally managed to get off caffeine, arguably the worst drug man ever made. I was a mess, all right, unable to start my morning without at least ...
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Iran Invasion Planned! from tel1342 Pro 161 days old
The government yesterday denied that Iran was "next on the list" of countries the Coalition intends to invade after it has finished in Iraq. "We have ...
