politics
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No Sex-Were British! from tel1342 Pro 17 hours old
London – Westminster: A bill passed Parliament today, outlawing the possession of "extreme pornography" is set to become law next week. However the ...
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Viagra Spill Revives Loch Ness! from tel1342 Pro 1 day old
Scotland-Inverness — A Coastal freighter containing 62,000 metric tons of popular impotence drug Viagra heading for Inverness struck a submerged rock ...
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Larger Condoms! French Claim. from tel1342 Pro 2 days old
Strasbourg Reuters – The French have never been shy in putting themselves "First Amongst Equals", a recent self administered study indicates that French ...
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US Set to Invade Iran. from tel1342 Pro 9 days old
Tehran: 11/11/09:07:10 Middle-Eastern time. A camel laden with battery powered hammer drills, fire extinguishers and electric chainsaws was impounded ...
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Germany Celebrates Reunification! from tel1342 Pro 11 days old
Chancellor Angela Merkel — reunited Germany's first leader to grow up in the communist east started the day with President Horst Koehler and other leaders ...
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Prince Harry to Command SAS. from tel1342 Pro 16 days old
Whitehall – London: In a press conference today arranged at the UK Ministry of Defence, Brigadier General Sir Spencer Cameron confirmed growing speculation ...
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Projectile Vomiting New Olympic Event 2012! from tel1342 Pro 18 days old
London Mayor Boris Johnson today announced that the British Olympic Committee for 2012 have introduced Projectile Vomiting as an Olympic event. "It ...
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Alan Johnson Defends Prof Nutt Sacking! from tel1342 Pro 18 days old
Home Secretary Alan Johnson says Prof David Nutt went against a "long established" government principle by telling the truth. Two members of the Advisory ...
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Afghan "Leader" Hamid Karzai bans The Dead Synapses Society! from tel1342 Pro 19 days old
Afghanistan’s Unpopular b*stard, puppet-President Hamid Karzai, has taken another drastic step in his clampdown on any form of criticism of his regime ...
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Global Warming-Cause Finally Identified! from tel1342 Pro 30 days old
Scientists at the University of Reykjavik claim they have solved the mystery of global warming. A team of forensic diabologists led by the Rev. Dr. ...
