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Enjoying A Little Pussy, Helps You Live Longer! from tel1342 ^Pro 8 days old

Norway: Oslo - At the Nordbar Institute, researchers have stumbled on an important link in helping men live longer. There have been connections made ...
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STUDY FINDS WOMEN WHO DRINK HAVE MORE FUN! from tel1342 ^Pro 8 days old

[ ... ] more fun to do research on than women who do not consume alcohol. Oh, and the report also found that women who have a few drinks each week are ...
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Masturbation Kills Kittens! from tel1342 ^Pro 45 days old

Breaking News: - A new study by the Institute of Seminal Research has found that every time a person masturbates, they in fact, manage to kill a kitten. The ...
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95% of Pricks are also Jerks! from tel1342 ^Pro 55 days old

[ ... ] said Lead Research Analyst, Humphrey Bumboner. "The most striking thing, however, is that these traits appear to run in families. So the ...
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