satire
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No Sex-Were British! from tel1342 Pro 15 hours old
London – Westminster: A bill passed Parliament today, outlawing the possession of "extreme pornography" is set to become law next week. However the ...
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Orange Fruit Juice Causes Influenza Shock! from tel1342 Pro 15 hours old
United Kingdom – Oxford – A Scientific report released today by UK Scientists contains startling new information in reference to orange juice and the ...
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I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! from tel1342 Pro 20 hours old
Time was being called on the reality TV programme 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here' after former Eastenders star Lucy Benjamin was brutally clubbed ...
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Viagra Spill Revives Loch Ness! from tel1342 Pro 1 day old
Scotland-Inverness — A Coastal freighter containing 62,000 metric tons of popular impotence drug Viagra heading for Inverness struck a submerged rock ...
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Englishman Found Guilty of Sexual Breach of the Peace. from tel1342 Pro 1 day old
Following last week's barmy decision by a District Judge in Wales that a man who masturbated with a Tricycle in a hotel room was guilty of sexual breach ...
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Stolen Pregnancy Diaries Appear Online! from tel1342 Pro 1 day old
Kent: When four women from Bromley sat down to document their experiences of first-time pregnancy and childbirth, their instinct was to be as blunt ...
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Katie Price Admits Masturbation Habit. from tel1342 Pro 1 day old
London: 31-year-old former glamour model, television personality and businesswoman Katie Price revealed in an unusually candid portion of her new book ...
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Women are an Endangered Species! from tel1342 Pro 1 day old
London: Professor Christopher Sheasby O.B.E, Principal Director of Public Health for the United Kingdom has placed women between the ages of 25 to 49 ...
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Women's Medications Affecting fish! from tel1342 Pro 2 days old
United Kingdom: Bristol - Some male fish in parts of the River Seven are developing female characteristics, possibly because they're being exposed to ...
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Katie Price Complains that Her Boobs are really Cold! from tel1342 Pro 2 days old
I'm a Celeb Get Me Out Of Here! contestant and all round useless bitch (who we'd never even heard of prior to this because we don't read the Daily Star, ...
