satire
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Murdered-Jacko was Murdered! from tel1342 Pro 134 days old
Two weeks ago we all heard the breaking news, Michael Jackson is dead, the King of Pop is dead! However DSS can now, in what is a world exclusive, ...
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Bird Flu-Endemic Alert! from tel1342 Pro 321 days old
In a stark warning to the UK people, the Press Complaints Commission's Director of Issuing Warnings today warned of the many warnings about bird flu ...
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Larger Condoms! French Claim. from tel1342 Pro 6 days old
Strasbourg Reuters – The French have never been shy in putting themselves "First Amongst Equals", a recent self administered study indicates that French ...
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BNP Election Manifesto Launched! from tel1342 Pro 215 days old
The Right Wing British National Party has today just launched its election manifesto for the coming elections, promising the abolition of all ethnic ...
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"Katie Price has left the Jungle." from tel1342 Pro 1 day old
Katie Price, aka Jordan and the ex-wife of tiny little Australian singer Peter Andre, has left the jungle. The model had said she would not take part ...
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Global Warming-Cause Finally Identified! from tel1342 Pro 33 days old
Scientists at the University of Reykjavik claim they have solved the mystery of global warming. A team of forensic diabologists led by the Rev. Dr. ...
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UK Repels Zombie Attack! from tel1342 Pro 9 days old
London: Balham: – Addressing earlier accounts that one of his key ministers was engaging in intercourse with a stripper in a cemetery, Gordon Brown ...
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Essex Bunny Farm Announces Franchising Opportunities from tel1342 Pro 152 days old
Essex based “Bunny Farm Ltd” announced today new Bunny Farm franchising opportunities for the UK. Entrepreneurs are being invited to review franchising ...
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Studies Confirm Fat People Are Not As Healthy As Fit People from tel1342 Pro 148 days old
Senior Medical Professor Thomas Svensen of The London Clinic said that, “this is one of the most unbelievable findings in medical history” the Professor ...
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Woman With Two Vaginas. from tel1342 Pro 11 days old
A Scottish woman of 28 yrs, Miss Morag Mc Doublechuff who has "two vaginas" appeared on the Jeremy Kyle show yesterday causing a sensation. When asked ...
