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Winalot Diet from tel1342 ^Pro 529 days old

I have 2 dogs & I was out this morning buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco's and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked ...
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- + joy
- + humour
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Wearing of Clothes Banned! from tel1342 ^Pro 570 days old

A shopping centre in Liverpool has banned the wearing of clothes as part of a crackdown on anti-social behaviour. The New Strand shopping centre said ...
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- + joy
- + humour
- + funny
- + fun
A True Xmas Feast! from tel1342 ^Pro 709 days old

Christmas is a wonderful time of year to enjoy the company of family and friends, who are often living in many different locations around the globe. ...
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- + food
- + sex
- + cooking
- + love
- + fun
Cheese Pastries 12th Cent. from tel1342 ^Pro 714 days old

Curd Cheese Pastries Serves 6: 225g (8oz) wholemeal or whole wheat shortcrust pastry 225g (8 oz) curd cheese 25g (1oz) very finely chopped stem or ...
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